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Alcatraz reopens H✩R✩SC✩PE

Alcatraz reopened its doors on October 1 with a new look which may be the start of something big. The new look features a much darker bar, black walls for a generally sleazier look, a larger dance floor, and a stage on which Sylvester is just one of several name talents scheduled to be the talk of the town.

Previous controversy over dress codes has been eliminated by these codes being discontinued. A spokesperson for Alcatraz pointed out that the reason they, along with other dance bars, had outlawed open toed shoes and sandals was to prevent any chance of broken glassware from injuring a patron's feet, as has been the case elsewhere. Alcatraz now will serve drinks in plastic cups which create no breakage hazard.

The outrageous Allan Lozito was the headliner for the grand occasion of the reopening of the "remodelled bar. The white-faced entertainer announced that his appearance was due to his carrying his cocaine on his face, commenting that "I am living proof that a lobotomy works."

He also repeated his rendition of "The Wizard of Oz", previously presented at the Landing

An enthusiastic audience was on hand to welcome Lozito back to Big D for the grand opening show.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Balance is your sign, but that doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't show a bit of emotion. Be yourself, and let your hair down a bit. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Things may get a bit difficult in some areas about this time. It may be tough, but this is a good time to. prove you can take it. It will pay off in the long run. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You should be cautious now, as you may be called to the defense maybe your own, maybe another person's. Be ready for emergencies. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Use this time to pay more attention to special people in your life. Cool down the wild living and give more time to relaxation and sharing. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): This could be a time of decisions for you. Remember that the decision to make first is how important the matter is and how long you can take to give it adequate thought. A decision you make now could have a long-term effect.

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Shipshape is the way you need to get things now, as someone from the past will be walking back into your life in a few weeks. This should be a pleasant improvement. ARIES (Mar. 21-April 19): Resist the urge to be right all the time. You aren't, you know. Remember, sometimes it's wise to let the other person win the argument for the sake of good relations. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Give the post office a hand by entering all those sweepstakes. Forget the come-on for merchandise, but even if it isn't a contest with big cash prizes your mail may have something very interesting very soon. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't let the ineptness and uncooperativeness of others upset you. You don't win a thing by fighting back when they

refuse to do things your way even if it's the right way, so sit back,. smile, and try again. And again. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): If things get slow, look for ways to busy yourself. Somebody will notice and be impressed, even if they don't show it. Do not let yourself be lulled into laziness.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Time to. get out and into the social swing of things. Cultivate new people. Welcoming a stranger into a group of which you are already a part can win you a worthwhile friend.

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